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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More school jokes

Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A: You crack me up!
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Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes.
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Q: How do you get straight A's?
A: By using a ruler!
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Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?
A: So, what's your point!
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Q: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom?
A: His keys were inside the piano!
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Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet!
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Q: What did you learn in school today?
A: Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
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Q: What holds the sun up in the sky?
A: Sunbeams!
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Q: What object is king of the classroom?
A: The ruler!
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Q: What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
A: Stop going in circles and get to the point!
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Q: What happened when the wheel was invented?
A: It caused a revolution!
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Q: What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
A: Bookworms.
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Q: What vegetables do librarians like?
A: Quiet peas.
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Q: Why didn't the sun go to college?
A: Because it already had a million degrees!
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