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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More History Jokes

Q: What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?
A: Floodlights!
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Q: What's purple and 5000 miles long?
A: The grape wall of China.
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Q: Who made King Arthur's round table?
A: Sir-Cumference
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Q: Who built the ark?
A: I have Noah idea!
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Q: Why aren't you doing well in history?
A: Because the teacher keeps on asking about things that happened before I was born!
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Q: What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
A: Toga-ether we can rule the world!
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Q: What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
A: The same middle name!
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Q: What is the fruitiest subject at school?
A: History, because it's full of dates!
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Q: Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?
A: Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!
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Q: When a knight was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?
A: Rust in peace!
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Q: How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
A: With a pair of Caesars!
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