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Jai Ganesh

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More Mathematics Jokes

Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.
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Q: What kind of meals do math teachers eat?
A: Square meals!
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Q: Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
A: Class: At once!
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Q: Why didn't the two 4's want any dinner?
A: Because they already 8!
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Q: What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
A: Summer!
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Q: What is a butterfly's favorite subject at school?
A: Mothematics.
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Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!
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Q: Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
A: Student: You told me not to use tables.
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