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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Bugs and Insects Jokes - 1

Q: Who comes to a picnic but is never invited?
A: Ants.
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Q: What letter can hurt you if it gets too close?
A: B (bee)
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Q: Why did the fly never land on the computer?
A: He was afraid of the world wide web.
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Q: Why are A’s like flowers?
A: Because bee’s come after them!
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Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?
A: A snailor!
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Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: A walk.
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Q: What is totally funny and makes dogs itch?
A: The Flea Stooges!
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Q: What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?
A: Bugs Bunny.
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