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Jai Ganesh

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More Physics Jokes - 1

Q: What is the name of the first electricity detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms.
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Q: Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?
A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
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Q: What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist?
A: Let me atom.
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Q: Where does bad light end up?
A: In a prism.
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Q: What did Donald Duck say in his graduate physics class?
A: Quark, quark, quark!
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Q: What did one uranium-238 nucleus say to the other?
A: "Gotta split!"
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Q: What are environmentally conscientious European physicists called?
A: Con-CERN-ed.
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