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Jai Ganesh

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More Mouse Jokes - 2

Q: What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
A: Hard cheese!
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Q: What is a mouse's favorite game?
A: Hide and squeak!
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Q: What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?
A: Mice Krispies!
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Q: What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A: A mouseketeer!
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Q: What kind of cheese do rodents like?
A: Mousearella.
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Q: What goes eek, eek, bang?
A: A mouse in a minefield!
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Q: What squeaks as it solves crimes?
A: Miami mice!
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