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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Flea Jokes - 1

Q: What is the most faithful insect?
A: A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!
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Q: What insect runs away from everything?
A: A flee!
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Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
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Q: What did one flea say to the other?
A: Shall we fly or take the dog.
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Q: How do you start an insect race?
A: One, two, flea - go!
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Q: What do you call a mad flea?
A: A looney-tic.
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Q: What do you call 144 fleas in a box?
A: Gross!
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Q: Why does the flea bring toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he is a party pooper.
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Q: How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
A: Start from scratch!
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