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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Fish Jokes - 2

Q: What do you call a fish that needs help with his or her vocals?
A: Autotuna.
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Q: Who do fish always know how much they weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales.
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Q: What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A: You can tune a piano but you cannot tuna fish.
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Q: Why did Sally go to the Lake after her brothers teased her?
A: To fish for compliments.
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Q: How do you make a fish laugh?
A: Tell a whale of a tale.
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Q: Did you know the Octopus is the only fish that can squirt ink?
A: Just Squidding.
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Q: Why don't fish pass their exams?
A: Because they work below C-Level.
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