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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Fish Jokes - 9

Q: What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
A: Whale of fortune!
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Q: What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
A: The Codfather!
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Q: What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
A: He got lockjaw!
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Q: Where do fish wash?
A: In a river basin!
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Q: What fish only swims at night?
A: A starfish!
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Q: How do fish go into business?
A: The start on a small scale!
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Q: Which fish go to heaven when they die?
A: Angelfish!
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