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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Shark Jokes - 5

Q: What magical spell causes the victim to bleed profusely?
A: Shark-temsempra.
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Q: Did the shark who was raised by fish receive any education?
A: Yes, he was home-schooled (in a school of fish).
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Q: Why are sharks so patriotic?
A: They are marine fish.
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Q: What brand of caramel-coated popcorn and peanuts do sharks prefer?
A: Cracker Sharks.
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Q: Why aren't there any shark puppeteers?
A: They have no hands!
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Q: What's worse than one shark coming to dinner?
A: Two sharks coming to dinner.
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Q: What was the teenage sharks favorite internet site?
A: MyShark.
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