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Jai Ganesh

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A Few More Trick Questions And Answers - 3

Q: Where do bulls receive their notice papers and messages?
A: On the bull-etin board!
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Q: Why did Tweety go to see the doctor?
A: To get a tweetment [treatment]!
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Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope when they met for their first date?
A: You stick with me, and I will take you places!
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Q: Do you know why the joke about the block of butter was kept under wraps?
A: Because it would spread if you talked about it!
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Q: Why does the leopard find it difficult to play hide and seek?
A: Because the leopard is always spotted!
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Q: What was wrong with the wooden car with wooden wheels and the wooden engine?
A: It just wooden go [wouldn’t]!
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Q: What is the best thing to call a pile of kittens?
A: You can call it a meow-ntain [mountain]!!
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Re: A Few More Trick Questions And Answers - 3

These jokes are very hilarious.

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