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Q: What kind of nails do carpenters hate to hit with their hammers?
A: Who wouldn’t know that, Fingernails!
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Q: When do Potatoes from around the world change their nationalities?
A: When they turn into ‘French’ fries!
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Q: How would you describe a hail?
A: Hails is hard boiled rain!
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Q: What language do people speak in Cuba?
A: Cubic!
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Q: What is a ‘myth’?
A: A myth is a female moth!
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Q: Describe an archaeologist's career.
A: An archaeologist's career is always in ruins!
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Q: What is the noisiest game in the world?
A: Squash - because you can't play squash without raising a racquet!
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Q: Why do birds fly south when winter arrives?
A: Because it's too far to walk the distance!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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