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Jai Ganesh

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More Rabbit Jokes - 2

Q: What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
A: They went on their bunnymoon!
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Q: What do rabbits put in their computers?
A: Hoppy disks!
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Q: What do you call 99 rabbits stepping backwards?
A: A receding hare line!
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Q: What do you call a happy rabbit?
A: An Hop-timist.
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Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?
A: A chili dog on a bun!
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Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.
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Q: What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
A: A hare-cut.
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