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Jai Ganesh

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More Rabbit Jokes - 3

Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?
A: A chili dog on a bun!
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Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.
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Q: What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
A: A hare-cut.
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Q: Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
A: He was a millionhare!
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Q: Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor?
A: Rabbit De Niro!
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Q: Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
A:Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
A: A hare dryer!
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Q: What do you get when you cross an insect and a rabbit?
A: Bugs Bunny!
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