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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More Running Jokes - 2

Q: Why do runners go jogging early in the morning?
A: They want to finish before their brain figures out what they're doing.
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Q: Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?
A: He only had two feet!
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Q: What is absolute jealousy?
A: The feeling you get when you're driving in your car and pass runners.
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Q: Why can't you take a nap during a race?
A: Because if you snooze, you lose!
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Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race.
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Q: What does a runner drink when she is in last place?
A: Ketchup.
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