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#1 2021-05-02 21:22:17

ganesh
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More Polar Bear Jokes - 4

Q: What is furry and minty?
A: A polo bear!
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Q: Where do you find polar bears?
A: It depends on where you lost them.
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Q: Did you hear about the pinniped that became friends with a polar bear?
A: His fate was sealed.
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Q: How do you put a polar bear into a refrigerator?
A: It's easy - just open the door. Polar bears like cold places.
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Q: What do polar bears sing on a birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.
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