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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Light Bulb Jokes - 1

Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a thought with a light bulb?
A: A bright idea!
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many can you afford?
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Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Q: How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. It's too early to say if the light bulb needs changing.
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Q: How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
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