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Jai Ganesh

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Light Bulb Jokes - 2

Light Bulb Jokes - 2
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Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.
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Q: How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
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Q: How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. If the light bulb needed changing the market would have already done it.
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Q: How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Actually, none because squirrels only change bulbs that are NUT broken.
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