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Jai Ganesh

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More Football Jokes

Questions and Answers : More Football Jokes
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Q: Which are the best animals at football?
A: A score-pion.
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Q: Why is the football stadium hot after the game?
A: Because all the fans have left.
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Q: Why did the football say owwwwww?
A: Because the man kicked him.
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Q: Why is a referee like an angry chicken?
A: They both have foul mouths.
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Q: Why can't you play football in the jungle?
A: Because there are too many cheetahs.
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Q: What does a football player do when he loses his eyesight?
A: Become a referee.
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Q: What do you call a monkey that wins the Super Bowl?
A: A chimpion.
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