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#1 2021-05-31 23:10:21

ganesh
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Vampire Jokes - 1

Q: Why was the girl afraid of the vampire?
A: He was all bite and no bark.
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Q: Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A: At the casketeria.
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Q: What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A: A stake sandwich...
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Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash?
A: They have bat breath...
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Q: How many vampires are in this room?
A: I dont know, I cant Count Draculas.
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Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay.
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Q: What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A: A guy with very high blood pressure...
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