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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Vampire Jokes - 3

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet?
A: A blood-thirsty hacker baby.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snow man?
A: Frostbite.
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Q: Why do vampires scare people?
A: They are bored to death!
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Q: What Do You call A Single Vampire?
A: A bat-chelor!
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Q: How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
A: Every night he turns into a bat.
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Q: What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It's a pain in the neck.
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Q: How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
A: All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
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