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#1 2021-06-09 20:56:36

ganesh
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Vampire Jokes - 4

Q: How does a girl vampire flirt?
A: She bats her eyes.
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Q: What is a vampires least favorite food?
A: Steak.
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Q: What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A: A grave problem.
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Q: Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
A: He has a bat temper.
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Q: What is blue and scary?
A: A vampire holding its breath.
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Q: Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
A: He had a fang-ache.
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Q: What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A: Count Duckula.
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