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#1 2021-06-13 13:59:42
- Jai Ganesh
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Vampire Jokes - 6
Q: Where do vampires keep their money?
A: The blood bank!!!
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Q: Why did the vampire go out?
A: For a bite.
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Q: What is a vampire's favorite sport?
A: Casketball...
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Q: Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist?
A: Because he likes to draw blood!
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Q: Why did the vampire get into a fight?
A: Because he wanted blood on his hands.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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