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#1 2021-06-13 13:59:42

ganesh
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Vampire Jokes - 6

Q: Where do vampires keep their money?
A: The blood bank!!!
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Q: Why did the vampire go out?
A: For a bite.
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Q: What is a vampire's favorite sport?
A: Casketball...
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Q: Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist?
A: Because he likes to draw blood!
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Q: Why did the vampire get into a fight?
A: Because he wanted blood on his hands.
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