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Jai Ganesh

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Ghost Jokes- 1

Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A: "Do you believe in people?"
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Q: Why can't a ghost win a race?
A: Because it's always dead tired.
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Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A: For the Boos.
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Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A: He is mist..
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Q: What does a ghost do when he's hungry?
A: Go ghost-ry shopping.
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Q: What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A: A scareplane...
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Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A: Because he is always a goblin.
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vybez.pyyrol.kartel

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Re: Ghost Jokes- 1

Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A: Because he is always a goblin.
i believe this one does not make sense as the goblin and the ghost are very different beings.

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Re: Ghost Jokes- 1

Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A: Because he is always a goblin.
i believe this one does not make sense as the goblin and the ghost are very different beings.

No! Ha! Its not because of the similarities, its because of goblin, the one when you eat to much!

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