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Jai Ganesh

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Witch Jokes - 1

Questions and Answers : Witch Jokes - 1
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Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling.
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Q: What do you get when there’s a witch in the desert?
A: You get a sandwich.
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Q: What do witches get at hotels?
A: Broom service.
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Q: What did the witch do on her birthday?
A: She spellabrates.
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Q: What do they teach in witching school?
A: Spelling.
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Q: Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
A: They're afraid of flying off the handle.
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Q: What do witches use in their hair?
A: Scare-spray.
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