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#1 2021-06-25 00:18:34

ganesh
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Witch Jokes - 2

Q: Why couldn't Dorothy tell the bad witch from the good witch?
A: Because she didn't know which witch was which!
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Q: What did the little witch want for her birthday?
A: A haunted doll house!
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Q: How do you know a witch invented the alphabet?
A: Because you have to spell it.
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Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A: A sand-witch.
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Q: Why does a witch ride a broom?
A: Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.
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Q: What do you call two witches living together?
A: Broommates.
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