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#1 2021-06-28 19:38:44

ganesh
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More Sports Jokes- 1

Q: Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
A: Because education pays off in the long run! 
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Q: What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?
A: Both do hat tricks! 
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Q: Where do religious school children practice sports?
A: In the prayground!
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Q: Why did the chicken get sent off?
A: For persistent fowl play!
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Q: Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
A: The bored room!
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Q: Why did the skydiving club disband?
A: Because they had a falling out.
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Q: Which insect didn't play well at quarterback?
A: The fumble bee!
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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