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Q: What did the bumble bee striker say?

A: Hive scored!

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Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?

A: Because she ran away from the ball!

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Q: Why did a outfielder take a piece of rope onto the field?

A: He was the skipper!

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Q: How do hens encourage their baseball teams?

A: They egg them on!

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Q: What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

A: The scenter spot!

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Q: What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?

A: Cold Trafford!

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Q: How did the football pitch end up as triangle?

A: Somebody took a corner!

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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