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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More Sports Jokes - 3

Q: What is a goal keepers' favorite snack?
A: Beans on post! 
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Q: What's tennis players' favorite city?
A: Volley wood! 
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Q: How does a physicist exercise?
A: By pumping ion! 
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Q: What is a runner's favorite subject in school?
A: Jog-raphy! 
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Q: What stories are told by basketball players?
A: Tall stories!
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Q: Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
A: Because he liked sole music!
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