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#1 2021-07-06 00:49:13

ganesh
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More Unidentified Flying Object Jokes - 1

Q: How do martians eat their ice creams in space?
A: In floats!
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Q: What is an aliens favorite place on a computer?
A: The space bar.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A: A Mars-upial.
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Q: Where would an alien park his space ship?
A: A parking meteor!
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Q: What do farmers need to create crop circles?
A: A Pro-tractor.
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Q: What kind of currency do aliens use?
A:Starbucks.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a weeping willow and an UFO?
A: A crying saucer.
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