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#1 2021-07-06 18:48:36

ganesh
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More Unidentified Flying Object Jokes - 2

Q: What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.
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Q: Have you heard the one about the flying spaceship?
A: Never mind, its over your head.
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Q: What kind of music do planets sing?
A: Neptunes.
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Q: What do aliens like to read?
A: Comet books!
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Q: What is an aliens favorite Disney movie?
A: Snow White and the Red Dwarfs.
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Q: What do you call a wizard who flies around in a UFO?
A: A flying sorcerer.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

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