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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Skeleton Jokes - 1

Q: What do the skeletons say be for eating?
A: Bone appetite.
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?
A: He didn't have the guts.
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Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
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Q: Why do skeletons drink milk?
A: To help their bones!
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Q: What do Skeletons like to eat?
A: Ribs.
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Q: What did the witch say to the skeleton when he was lying?
A: "I know your lying because I can see right through you."
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Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A: Sherlock Bones.
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