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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Skeleton Jokes - 2

Q: What do you give a skeleton for Valentine's day?
A: Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
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Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To go to the body shop.
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Q: Why did the stay out in the snow all night?
A: He was a numb skull.
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A: He had no body to dance with.
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Q: Why was the skeleton a bad archer?
A: Someone stole his bone and marrow.
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Q: Why did he skeleton go to the barbecue?
A: To get another rib.
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Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body!
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