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Jai Ganesh

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Mummy Jokes - 2

Mummy Jokes - 2
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Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
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Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea.
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Q: What do you call a little monsters parents?
A:  Mummy and deady.
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Q: What kind of music does a mummy love best?
A: Wrap music.
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Q: How do you scare a mummy?
A: With a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.
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