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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Miscellaneous Jokes - 1

Q: What do dentists call their x-rays?
A: Tooth pics!
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Q: Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
A: It had great food, but no atmosphere.
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Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
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Q: Do you want to hear a construction joke?
A: Sorry, I’m still working on it.
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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
A: It was in tents!
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Q: Why should you never trust stairs?
A: They’re always up to something.
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Q: When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke?
A: When it becomes apparent.
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Q: Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
A: He got fired.
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