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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Miscellaneous Jokes - 3

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
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Q: How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
A: Ten tickles.
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Q: Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
A: Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
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My teachers told me I’d never amount to much since I procrastinate so much.
I told them, “Just you wait!”
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Q: Why were they called the “dark ages?”
A: Because there were a lot of knights.
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Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
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Q: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
A: They don’t have the right koala-fications.
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