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#1 2021-07-27 00:25:50

Jai Ganesh
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Miscellaneous Jokes - 5

Q: Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?
A: The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.
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I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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Q: What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
A: Attire.
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Q: You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?
A: Because they’re really good at it.
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A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Why the long face?”
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#2 2021-07-27 00:31:03

jabah013.307
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Re: Miscellaneous Jokes - 5

I like the first joke


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