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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Miscellaneous Jokes - 6

Q: What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
A: Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there’s a dog.
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As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.
But hay, it’s in my jeans.
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Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?
A: Because it scares their dogs.
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I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.
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I told my friend ten jokes to make him laugh.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
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