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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,405

Miscellaneous Jokes - 8

Q: Why are crabs so bad at sharing?
A: Because they’re all shellfish.
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Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
A: You go on ahead. I’ll hang around.
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I started a new job as a tailor last week.
It’s been sew-sew.
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Q: What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
A: Sneakers.
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I’ve been trying to make a sarcastic club, but it’s been really hard to tell if people are interested in joining or not.
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Josephine PD

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From: Nigeria

Registered: 2021-07-15

Posts: 2

Re: Miscellaneous Jokes - 8

Nice!