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#1 2021-08-03 00:06:04

ganesh
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Miscellaneous Jokes - 9

I tried to catch fog yesterday.
Mist.
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Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
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Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay.
You have my Word.
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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter, it’s not going to come anyway.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
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Q: Why did the giraffe get such bad grades?
A: He always had his head stuck in the clouds.
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