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- Jai Ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 1
Q: What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
A: A title wave.
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Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A trash truck.
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Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was two tired.
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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A: A stick.
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Q: Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
A: Because it had ticks.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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