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#1 2021-08-11 00:05:38

ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 1

Q: What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
A: A title wave.
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Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A trash truck.
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Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was two tired.
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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A: A stick.
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Q: Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
A: Because it had ticks.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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