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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More Sundry Jokes - 2

Q: What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?
A: That’s nacho cheese.
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Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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Q: Why did the chicken go to jail?
A: Because he was using fowl language.
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Q: What has two legs but can’t walk?
A: A pair of pants.
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Q: Why was the math book always worried?
A: Because it had so many problems.
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