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#1 2021-08-15 00:53:09

ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 3

Q: Which school supply is king of the classroom?
A: The ruler.
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Q: Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
A: A leek.
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Q: How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
A: He was shocked.
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Q: Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?
A: Because he had bad stable manners.
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Q: What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play?
A: Twister.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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