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#1 2021-08-16 23:01:33
- Jai Ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 4
Q: What do you give a sick lemon?
A: Lemon-aid.
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Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was always on the deck.
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Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: At the North Pole.
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Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
A: Boo-berries.
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Q: Why did the robber take a shower?
A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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