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- Jai Ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 5
Q: What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
A: Close the door! I’m dressing!
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Q: What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A: A slipper.
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Q: What did the apple tree say to the farmer?
A: Stop picking on me!
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Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
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Q: Where do cows go on the weekend?
A: To the moo-vies.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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