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#1 2021-08-19 00:21:03

ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 5

Q: What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
A: Close the door! I’m dressing!
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Q: What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A: A slipper.
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Q: What did the apple tree say to the farmer?
A: Stop picking on me!
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Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
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Q: Where do cows go on the weekend?
A: To the moo-vies.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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