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- Jai Ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 6
Q: Why did the pony get detention?
A: Because he was horsing around.
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Q: What lights up a stadium?
A: A soccer match.
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Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?
A: His shadow.
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Q: Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
A: Because her students were so bright.
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Q: Which bus crossed the ocean?
A: Columbus.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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