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- Jai Ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 9
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
A: Ice Scream.
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Q: How do monsters tell their fortunes?
A: They read their horror-scopes.
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Q: Where does the witch park her vehicle?
A: In the broom closet.
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Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling.
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Q: Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents?
A: Because they were trans-parents.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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