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#1 2021-08-26 00:25:58

ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 9

Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
A: Ice Scream.
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Q: How do monsters tell their fortunes?
A: They read their horror-scopes.
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Q: Where does the witch park her vehicle?
A: In the broom closet.
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Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling.
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Q: Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents?
A: Because they were trans-parents.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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