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- Jai Ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 18
Q: What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
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Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweet-hearts.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur anymore chocolates left?
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Q: What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
A: Will you be my Valen-slime?
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Q: What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
A: You mean a great dill to me.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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