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- Jai Ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 22
Q: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A: Stuck!
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Q: How does the Easter Bunny travel?
A: By hare-plane.
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Q: What runs but never walks?
A: A hose.
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Q: Which flower talks the most?
A: Tulips, because they have two lips.
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Q: What did the spoon say to the knife?
A: “You’re so sharp!”
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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