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- Jai Ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 23
Q: How did the hairdresser win the race?
A: She knew a shortcut.
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Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they are always in a school.
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Q: What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
A: Dinner’s on me tonight.
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Q: What did the circle say to the triangle?
A: I don’t see your point.
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Q: What’s black and white over and over again?
A: A penguin rolling down a hill.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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